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aborticide – the intentional murder of a fetus. Are you Pro-Choice or Prozac? 2) the politically incorrect word defining what most folks assume is (appears to be) “abortion.” 3) Love’s labor’s lost forever. Are you as free as that mother-to-be who wanted (or felt the need) to be free (to terminate) her pregnancy? We will never be free until we flip the script on the perception of life and maternity. (See: Pro-Choice, Pitts Technique, Condumb, Abstinence, Affair & No-Choice)

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Angela Alsobrooks Makes History in US Senate Race: Blacks Feel Vicariously Empowered But Will She Actually Deliver Anything of Tangible, Material Value to Black Communities or Address Black Needs?
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Exit Poll shows Puppet Harris Won 80% of the Black Vote - a drop of 10 percentage points compared w/2020 [s]Election of Corpse Biden
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Take It in the FACE! Massa' Media's Synchronized Propaganda is Rejected by the Votary, Puppet Kamala Sent to the Woodshed in Massive Trump Come Back. Deluded Media Probots/Proxymorons Disfluent, Angry
Project Veritas Reports that at 11PM Boxes of Ballots Arrived at Detroit’s Bureau of Elections in Cars with California Plates
Exit Polls Suggest Poor Black Turnout for Kamala Harris
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2 White Canton Cops Charged w/Reckless Homicide (face only 3 yrs jail) for Murdering Frank Tyson. Cops Held Handcuffed Black Man Face Down and Sat on His Neck, Smothering and Torturing Him to Death
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Single Source Propaganda: Analysis Shows Unprecedented Bias and Overwhelming Support for Kamala Harris by Major News Outlets [aka "The Dependent Media," which is owned by her Masters]
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[the] “Fix is coming,” Google said. Elite White Liberals at Google Forced To Fix Search Engine After Getting Caught Interfering in [s]Election
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Jury Rejects White Columbus Cop’s Testimony. Found Guilty of Murdering Andre Hill; Shot Black Man Holding a Phone, Was Not Under Arrest, Denied CPR. How Much Jail Time Will Black Liberal Judge Impose?
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SC Authorities Murder Richard Moore. Racist Suspect Governor Denied Clemency Despite Plea from Jurors, Judge, and Prison Director. DA Removed All Potential Black Jurors in Black Man's Murder Trial
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Released Jan 6 Video Shows Hours of Peaceful Protesters Calmly Walking through the Capitol as Cops Look on w/o Incident, Contradicting the Media’s Claim that Violent Terrorists Tried to Overthrow Gov
Journalist Patrick Byrne says [s]Election ‘24 is Rigged. Elites Plan to Install Their Puppet Kamala ["Secret ballots beget secret governments"]
The US Is Funding 70% of Israel’s Wars
Documentary: "Starving Gaza"
Reject Real ID, Digital Money, Biometric Scans and Don’t Ever Use QR Codes
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Elite Liberals Beg Blacks to Vote in Detroit but Voting for Dems Over the Past 50 Yrs has been a Disaster: 30% Below Poverty, 38% in Poor Jobs, Child Illiteracy High, Jail 90% Black in Unsafe City
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The Racist Delusion Defense: Columbus Cop Told Mostly White Jury He Presumed that a Black Man Holding a Phone Had a Gun in His Pocket so He Shot Him. Judge Rules His 90 Police Complaints Inadmissible
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Liberal Prosecutors in Miami-Dade Continue to Prosecute Black People at Higher Rates for Marijuana Possession
Feds Charge Simpson County (MS) Deputy with Hitting, Kicking a Black Man Handcuffed to a Bench and Shackled w/Leg Irons
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On a 114 Degree Day Phoenix Cops Intentionally Burned a White Man's Face and Body by Holding Him Down on Scorching Pavement During a False Arrest. Committed No Crime in City Controlled by Liberals
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Suit Filed After White Jacksonville Cops Try to Beat Black Man to Death to Enforce Their Seat Belt Law. Police claim Video Only Creates “the Illusion" of Excessive Force, Feds Fail to Charge Cops
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A Black DeSoto Parish Cop Pledged to be Different from Racist Cops but Instead he Repeatedly Punched a Defenseless, Detained Black Man w/o Justification. Sentenced to 3 Yrs in Prison in Fed Conviction
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Wildly Shooting at People You Can't See is Not Self-Defense. Jury Rejects White Cop's Testimony, Found Guilty of Excessive Force During Police Murder of Breonna Taylor [cop who shot her not charged]
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In Its Latest Effort to Interfere with [s]Election ‘24, Massa’ Media Conceals Kamala’s OpporTomist Economy by Ignoring the New Jobs Report which Shows a Loss of Negative 100,000 Jobs
Elite White Liberals “Believe All Women” when It Helps Their Cause and Especially if it Also Degrades Black Men: Feminist Celebrities Silent on Emhoff Accusations
Pennsylvania News Station ‘Mistakenly’ Shows Election ‘Test Results’ of Kamala Harris Winning
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Shenanigger AOC Up to More Shenanigans: Distributes Gibberish Campaign Material with Arabic Characters in Reverse Order that are Disconnected from Each other- a fundamental mistake in Arabic script
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Auto-Coons PopUp to Endorse Puppet Kamala Not to Help Blacks, but to Maintain Their Trinkets, Relevance and Prestige Gained from their Utility and Allegiance to the Elite White Liberal Establishment
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Gun Rights Imaginary for Blacks: Detroit Prosecutors May Charge NFL Player Jameson Williams w/Having Concealed Gun in Dangerous City [Liberal DA's are Filling Jails w/Blacks Over Possession, Not Use]
Supreme Ct Made it Plain, 'People Have a Right To Carry Guns in Public For Self Defense,' But Liberals Make It Impossible To Do So in the Virgin Islands (76% Black) which Has Highest Murder Rate in US

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Strawboss SF Mayor Launches Plan to 'Get Rid of Homeless People' for Her Liberal Masters. Vows 'Very Aggressive' Sweep of Encampments. Black People are Only 5% of SF population but 38% of all Homeless
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Executed Black Man “Had No Money to Retain a Real Attorney.” Alabama Murders Keith Gavin Despite Court Finding that his Attorney was “Constitutionally Ineffective” in Violation of his Right to Counsel
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Fed Court Denies Clark County Government's Request to Dismiss Kevin Peterson's Suit. White Cops Shot Fleeing Black Man to Death who Didn't Point a Gun or Otherwise Threaten Them or the Public
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Another Case Closed w/o a Trial as Judge Declares Wichita Cops Immune. Instead of Taking Cedric Lofton to a Mental Evaluation Police Put Black Teen in a Straitjacket and Crushed Him To Death at Jail
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Instead of Protecting Sonya Massey, a White Cop Shot Her in the Face. Illinois Deputy Charged with Murder for Killing Black Woman who Called Police to Her Home to Investigate a Suspected Intruder
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Ohio Justices Enforce $30M Judgment after East Cleveland Authorities Refused to Pay. White Cops Unlawfully Stopped Black Man and Detained Him w/o Charges in a Jail Storage Room for 4 Days w/No Toilet
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To Make White Liberals Feel Safer, Grimacing Black Rolebot Governor Signs Law that Enables Mostly Black Children Age 10-12 to be Charged and Incarcerated for Adult Crimes. MD Juvy Jail is 77% Black
Federal Appeals Court Denies Honolulu Cops Request for Immunity for Handcuffing a Calm, 10-Year-Old Black Girl at School During Unlawful Arrest Over a Drawing She Made
Government Study of the Public Fool System Found that the Arrest Rates of Black Students More Than Doubled if their School Had a Police Officer Stationed on Campus
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Despite Black People’s Heavy Involvement in the Democratic Party, Schools have Remained as Segregated as before Brown v Board of Education, which was Decided Over 70 Years Ago
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[you need 2 McJobs to pay Yurugu's Rent] Study Finds a Disproportionate Number of Black People Have Irregular Schedules and Work Long Hours which Affect their Physical and Mental Health
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Kilyn Lewis Had Both Hands Up When an Aurora Race Soldier Murdered Him 40 Days Ago. But, Charging the Cop has Been a LOW Priority to the Liberal DA Office, which is ALWAYS Eager to Prosecute Blacks
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Black Homelessness Increasing in Indianapolis, a City Controlled by Elite White Liberals. Although Black People Make Up Only 30% of the Population, They Account for More than Half of All Homeless
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DOJ says Phoenix Police Target Blacks, Latinos and Native Americans: Cops Subject Non-Whites to Unlawful Detention, Excessive or Deadly Force and Purposefully Delay Medical Aid to People They Harm
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NYPD Much Better at Surveilling and Stopping Law Abiding Black People than Protecting Them from Crime: 92% of All Jaywalking Summons’ are Issued to Blacks in City Controlled by Elite White Liberals
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Racial and Ethnic Inequalities in Household Wealth Persist [the Operating System of Racism White Supremacy Continually Refines Itself while most Black sheople are Oblivious to its Existence]
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[racism is about Domination not mean words or hate] 'Racists Didn't Steal Slaves. They Stole Scientists, Doctors, Architects, Entrepreneurs, Astronomers, etc and Made Them Slaves'- Kyrie Irving
Study Finds Racial Disparities in Dementia are Determined by Social Factors Not Genetic Ancestry ["race" is a political classification, a political system. The purpose of race is to practice racism]
Study Finds Racial Disparities in Youth Psychiatric Inpatient Admissions - Black Children get Boarded in Emergency Rooms Indefinitely w/No Meaningful Treatment
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On July 4th NYPD Race Soldiers Politely Warned WF's About Using Fireworks but Tackled a Black Woman Holding a Sparkler. Video Shows Cops Punch a Black Man who Dared to Question Their "Public Service"
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Jesusized Sleeping Toms Bark, Clap and Prance Around Frozen Corpse Biden at Church Service and Make-Believe a Mental Incompetent who Can Barely Talk or Think Will Somehow Solve Black People's Problems
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Chicago Police are Better at Surveilling Law Abiding People than Protecting Them: 109 shot, 19 Fatally Last Weekend as Cops Set Records for Unlawful Stops and Searches of Black People in Liberal City
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Miami Garden Police Fail to Articulate Any Specific Facts to Justify Their Murder of Daniel Lewis- Black Man Shot w/o Warning in His Backyard by Undercover Cops from a Unmarked Black Car, 30 Days Ago
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New John Lott Study Finds that Concealed Carry Laws Don’t Increase Crime or Impact the Effectiveness of Police
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Evictions are Surging in Houston, Phoenix and Las Vegas. Most Courts Have Only Minimal Process - Phoenix eviction-court hearings often run for less than a minute
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Louisiana Attorney General Shuts Down New Orleans’ Unconstitutional Gun-Free Zones – Areas Where Law Abiding Citizens Were Unable to Defend Themselves from Criminals
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Mostly Black Homeless Shelter Residents Evicted To Make Room as Chicago Authorities Clear Tent Cities for White Liberals Ahead of Dumbocrats' Convention
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If the Bullets Were Real Can Trump's Assassination be Fake? Video Shows the Hydraulic Lift Being Struck by a Bullet, Causing Liquid to Gush Out [also Blowing Holes in Theories, Causing Truth Editing]
Supreme Court Issues Rare Last-Minute Stay of Execution for Ruben Gutierrez
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Do Dolly Want a Cracker? Anything that Challenges the Autofficial Version of Events is a Conspiracy to the Wall Street Journal, who Probotically Parrot Whatever Government or Police Say as Truth
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Media Calls Reality a Conspiracy: Further Analysis Shows there May Have Been a 2nd Trump Shooter on the Water Tower and Bullet Holes in Hydraulic Lift Prove Shots Were Actually Fired in Attempt Murder
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Copitalism: How the Police State Acclimates Us to Being Modern-Day Slaves
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Preliminary Analysis Shows that Either the Government Tried to Kill Trump or It’s All a Hoax or a Miracle (Coincidence): Secret Service and Police Knew Shooter Was On the Roof but Allowed Him to Shoot
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"Missiles Fired Like Rain" at Unarmed People who Were Told They Were in a Safe Area by Barbaric IsrAliens: At least 90 Killed, 300 Injured, in Air Strike on Designated "Humanitarian Zone" in Gaza
British Medical Journal Conservatively Estimates that IsrAliens Have Murdered at Least 186,000 Palestinians in Gaza Genocide
Former CIA Officer Claims Israel Massacred Its Own Citizens on October 7th to Launch Genocide
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Barbaric IsrAliens Bombing Mosques b/c Alleged Ham Sandwiches [all powerful “Hamas”] Might be Inside. Airstrikes have Destroyed Over a Thousand Places of Worship in Gaza Holocaust
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"2 Asian Men with a Bike:" Did NY Cops Have a Legal Basis to Stop Nyah Mway Before They Killed 13 yr old? Height/weight/build/hair/clothing/age are Unnecessary to Media and Police who Disregard Rights
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NYPD Officer Found Guilty of Assault. How Much Jail Time will a Liberal NYC Judge Give Thug Cop for Rapidly Punching a Defenseless Homeless Man 6X in the Face? [probably none]
Congressional Puppeticians Order State Department to Cover Up Israel’s War Crime Death Toll from Gaza Holocaust
Washington lifts 'hold' on shipment of 500 Pound Bombs for Israel to Continue US Financed Murder, Genocide in Gaza
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Terrorcrat Netanyahu to avoid Europe on way to US in Fear of ICC arrest warrant
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Our Fabricated Reality
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Old Dumb MF Doesn't Even Know What Year It is: Corpse Joe Tells Deluded Cult of Dumbocrats, "I'll Beat Trump Again in 2020!"
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Barbaric IsrAliens Blow Up Elementary School, Murder Children as Barbaric American Media Ignores Ongoing Holocaust: Video Shows Kids Playing Soccer when Targeted Air Strike Occurs, at Least 30 Dead
Ben Crump Calls for Justice after Hotel Guards Murdered D'vontaye Mitchell by Smothering Black Man to Death [unlike cops, security can be fired, have no immunity or Authority to Use Force Offensively]
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Alabama Authorities Plan to Murder Keith Gavin Despite Finding that his Attorney was “Constitutionally Ineffective” in Violation of his Right to [mannequin like] Counsel
“Innocence epidemic” Continues: Larry Roberts becomes the 200th Person Exonerated from Death Row [who are the real criminals when an innocent person is sentenced to death?]
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Texas Ct Exonerates Kerry Max Cook after 20 yr Death Sentence in Prison. Prosecutors who Hid and Fabricated Evidence and Testimony, "Have Absolute Immunity" [where is the outrage from PropaGandhi?]