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American soldiers refusing to fight? Conscientious objections on the rise in U.S. military
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US Jets in Pieces...': Iran Parades Damaged Aircraft After Missile Strike
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High Resolution Chinese Satellite Imagery Linked to Deadly Iran Strike on US Base in Jordan
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‘The US is at War with Russia b/c US Controls NATO Forces. Nuclear War May be Imminent b/c NATO is Striking Targets in Russia and Sent Nukes to Ukraine' [Massa Media Conceals Reality] - Tucker Carlson
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Insider Trading Proves 9/11 Foreknowledge
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TrumpStein Believes that 4% Black Enrollment Means Too Many Blacks Get a Legal Education at UC Berkeley. Racist System Requires the Legal Profession to be Lilly White (Only 5% Attorneys are Black-ABA)
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Working Mostly for His Masters, Not Black Folks, "Black" Puppetician Gregory Meeks Urges TrumpStein to Escalate Tensions with North Korea
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Corbett: What About the 9/11 Money Trail?
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As Stated, Netanyahu 'Buried' Major Oct 7 Warning, UAE 'Warned' Him Of Hamas 'Earthquake.' Massa Media Conceals Story
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‘Pack Your Suitcases’: Barbaric Israeliens Unveil Blueprint for Depopulating Gaza [massa media and Authority go on ‘make believing’ 2 Million People survived bombings equivalent to 7 Hiroshimas]
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"There is No Genocide." NY Puppetician Ritchie Torres Represents the Poorest District in US but He Serves Israel; Received $1.4M from Israeli Lobby, Delivers Little to His 90% Non-White Constituents
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"Black" US Senator Auto-Coons for TrumpStein at Republicrat Bark & Clap Event: He Attempt Performed the Black Pastor Role by Sounding Like Hulk Hogan and Moaning and Making Gestures, like a Whore
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“Coincidence Theorist” Chris Hayes “Prodcasts” that COVID Wasn't a Plandemic and 9-11 Wasn’t an Inside Job. Anyone Who Disagrees with His Masters’ Narratives and Science is a Conspiracy Theorist
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Jamaican Delegation Delivers a Legal Petition for Reparations to King Charles III that Asks 3 Rhetorical Questions
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ACLU says South Carolina Prosecutors and School Authorities Have Filled the Juvenile Jail with Blacks; 75% of the Children Locked Up are Black, Despite Being Only 28% of the State’s Youth Population
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White Columbus Cop who Murdered Donovan Lewis Pled Guilty to Reckless Homicide; Shot Black Man Laying in Bed after Breaking Into His Home at 2:30AM to Serve a Domestic Violence Warrant in Liberal City
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New California Law Results in Death Sentence Reversal for Anthony Bankston, a Black Man Characterized by White Prosecutors as a ​‘Bengal Tiger’ to a Jury
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Mortality Researcher Informs Canadian Lawmakers that COVID Injections Directly Caused Deaths and Turbo Cancers in Children and Adults. Data Shows 4,000 Excess Infant Deaths in the US from 2022 to 2024
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American soldiers refusing to fight? Conscientious objections on the rise in U.S. military
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US Jets in Pieces...': Iran Parades Damaged Aircraft After Missile Strike
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High Resolution Chinese Satellite Imagery Linked to Deadly Iran Strike on US Base in Jordan
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‘The US is at War with Russia b/c US Controls NATO Forces. Nuclear War May be Imminent b/c NATO is Striking Targets in Russia and Sent Nukes to Ukraine' [Massa Media Conceals Reality] - Tucker Carlson
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TrumpStein Believes that 4% Black Enrollment Means Too Many Blacks Get a Legal Education at UC Berkeley. Racist System Requires the Legal Profession to be Lilly White (Only 5% Attorneys are Black-ABA)
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Working Mostly for His Masters, Not Black Folks, "Black" Puppetician Gregory Meeks Urges TrumpStein to Escalate Tensions with North Korea
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As Stated, Netanyahu 'Buried' Major Oct 7 Warning, UAE 'Warned' Him Of Hamas 'Earthquake.' Massa Media Conceals Story
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‘Pack Your Suitcases’: Barbaric Israeliens Unveil Blueprint for Depopulating Gaza [massa media and Authority go on ‘make believing’ 2 Million People survived bombings equivalent to 7 Hiroshimas]
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"There is No Genocide." NY Puppetician Ritchie Torres Represents the Poorest District in US but He Serves Israel; Received $1.4M from Israeli Lobby, Delivers Little to His 90% Non-White Constituents
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"Black" US Senator Auto-Coons for TrumpStein at Republicrat Bark & Clap Event: He Attempt Performed the Black Pastor Role by Sounding Like Hulk Hogan and Moaning and Making Gestures, like a Whore
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Jamaican Delegation Delivers a Legal Petition for Reparations to King Charles III that Asks 3 Rhetorical Questions
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ACLU says South Carolina Prosecutors and School Authorities Have Filled the Juvenile Jail with Blacks; 75% of the Children Locked Up are Black, Despite Being Only 28% of the State’s Youth Population
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White Columbus Cop who Murdered Donovan Lewis Pled Guilty to Reckless Homicide; Shot Black Man Laying in Bed after Breaking Into His Home at 2:30AM to Serve a Domestic Violence Warrant in Liberal City
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New California Law Results in Death Sentence Reversal for Anthony Bankston, a Black Man Characterized by White Prosecutors as a ​‘Bengal Tiger’ to a Jury
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IRGC: 2 US Vessels, 8 Tankers, 10 Ships Struck in Retaliation to Unprovoked War
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Non-US Media Reports 'Hundreds of U.S Soldiers Killed:' Iran Launches Large and Coordinated Ballistic Missile Strikes on US Base in Jordan Base on Video
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False Flaggot Netanyahu Received an Explicit Warning Days Before Oct. 7th, Knew About "the Attack"
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If Police Function as a Slave Patrol in their Relations w/Black People, Does that Mean the US is a Free Range Plantation? A Phfreedom Fighter Confronts a DC Cop after He Stops His Freedom of Movement
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Are Persons Who Cant be Hired, Fired or Controlled by the Community Public Servants? Unwanted White Torrance Cop who Murdered Christopher Mitchell is Back on Duty to Provide Public Mastery Over Blacks
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$100 Million Lawsuit Filed Against NYPD After a “Which NGHR Hunt” Led White Cops to Misidentify and Brutally Assault Black Man in Liquor Store
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White Aurora Cop Charged w/2nd Degree Murder for Using Disproportionate Deadly Force to Shoot Rajon Stubblefield, who was Unarmed, as Police Continue to Murder and Injure Blacks in White Liberal City
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New Style Same Influence and Racist Control by White Liberals in NYC: In Mamdani's first 6 Months in Office 92% of All Persons Charged with Crimes were Black or Latino b/c NYPD Targets NonWhites
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Who Really Has Power in Gary Indiana? An All Black City Council and Mayor Ineffective at Getting Electricity Restored for Nearly 3 Weeks in 80% Black City Controlled by Elite Whites
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The Electric Shock Gloves ICE is Spending up to $20 Million on are Already Used by Police Officers on Children in the Omaha Public Fool System, which is 80% Non-White
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‘They Have No Rights’: Israel’s Chief Rabbi Denies the Existence of Palestinian People, Prays to his God [the government] for Their Destruction
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US Universities Get Millions to Do Military Research for Israel's Palestinian Holocaust and Wars Against Non-White People
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Iran Claims it Struck a US Aircraft Carrier and a Destroyer with Sophisticated Missiles, Threatens to Expand Prohibited Zone Outside the Strait of Hormuz
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Experts say a US Cruise Missile, not ricochet, Struck a Wedding in Iran Murdering Defenseless People: Massa Media Ignores US War Crimes
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Latino Congresswoman Acknowledges 'Our Bombs Murder Civilians from Palestine to Iran'
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Pentagon Admits To Committing Major Civilian Murder Massacres in Yemen Last Year
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Insider Trading Proves 9/11 Foreknowledge
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Corbett: What About the 9/11 Money Trail?
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“Coincidence Theorist” Chris Hayes “Prodcasts” that COVID Wasn't a Plandemic and 9-11 Wasn’t an Inside Job. Anyone Who Disagrees with His Masters’ Narratives and Science is a Conspiracy Theorist
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Mortality Researcher Informs Canadian Lawmakers that COVID Injections Directly Caused Deaths and Turbo Cancers in Children and Adults. Data Shows 4,000 Excess Infant Deaths in the US from 2022 to 2024
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Deadly mRNA "Vaccines" were Beta Tested on Black People before being Used for Global Depopulation and Genthanasia
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Russell Simmons Dead Wrong about Bill Gates “Saving Black People” b/c Gates Suffers from Weiteko Disease, the Caucasian’s pathological fascination with the exploitation and genocide of his fellow man
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‘The Green Revolution Failed Africa’ but it Made Bill Gates Richer and Increased Starvation
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Reiner Fuellmich Remains Locked Up in German Prison. Attorney Kidnapped by Authorities After Claiming COVID Shots are a Form of Genocide and Threatening to Sue Governments for Crimes Against Humanity
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Judge Napolitano: The Normalcy of Unprovoked, Unlawful American Wars
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German Court Orders Biotech to Turn Over Injury Data: Plaintiffs say Their COVID Shots Caused heart attacks, strokes, high blood pressure, heart failure, autoimmune disease, atherosclerosis and more
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Corbett: There is Substantial Evidence that Demonstrates the October 7th Attacks on Israel Were a False Flag by Israelien Authorities Used to Genocide Palestinians
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Fear is the Mind Killer and "The Foundation of Every Government’s Power”
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Gary Barnett: Corporatized, Privately Controlled, Uniparty Political System: America Is not a ‘Nation,’ It Is a Private Monopoly Cabal
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Anthony Fauci’s Private Diary and Emails Show He Knew Lockdowns Failed. Government Closures Destroyed Businesses, Jobs and Closed Schools for No Valid Reason
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Contrary to Propaganda, in 2025 Police Officer Deaths Hit An 80-Year Low, Declined by 25%; More Cops Committed Suicide (184) Last Year than Were Killed On Duty (111); new law enforcement fund report
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How to Assert Your Rights and the Real Problem with Interacting with Police - Brother Rizza Islam Has it Partially Correct
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Nine Eleven (9-11) Defined in The Funktionary
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"Mr. Mr. - Minority rule, Majority ruled." - FUNKTIONARY
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Michael Huemer: 'For What Reason are Acts that would be Considered Unjust when Done by Nongovernmental Agents Considered Perfectly All Right, even Praiseworthy when Performed by Government agents?'
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Authority Grants Whites a Right to Commit Violence Against Blacks through Non-Punishment or Under Punishment for Their Crimes or by Failing to Protect Blacks from Crime the Same Way It Protects Whites
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Racists Have Built a Behavioral System (White Supremacy) that is a Compensation for Their Sense of Genetic Inadequacy (an Inability to produce color) and Numerical Inferiority (global Minority status)
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Probably Over 1M Murdered in Gaza. The Official Death Toll (67,000) in Gaza is Mind Control. It Means 97% of the 2.3M People Survived Bombs ‘More Destructive than 6 Hiroshimas,' Epidemics, Starvation
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Poll Finds Only 39% of Whites Believe Blacks Face Discrimination [most whites believe that Vast Disparity and a Permanent Underclass are the Natural Results of Black Inferiority in a Racial Hierarchy]
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"The Dogma of Non-Violence (or the robotic application of violence or non-violence to any given situation) has been the downfall of the whole of India" - Osho
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